Lt Governor's Beverly Perdue's hastily set-up debate with Treasurer Richard Moore, aired live on WRAL-TV in the Triangle area Tuesday evening. The would-be Democrat Governor's treacly tone, fake smile, and insincere call for a positive campaign, sent scores of viewers to area hospitals, most complaining of upset stomachs.
Raleigh Community Hospital, Rex Hospital, and Wake Medical Center all reported over flow emergency rooms, which Duke and UNC hospitals had to turn away patients.
Luckily, there is a cure for this type of nausea. Vote for the GOP nominee in November to ensure that Perdue never darkens the door of the Governor's mansion, except on tourist days.
Editor's note: The above is satire. If you are prone to take things literally, perhaps you should reconsider reading political websites. Read more about the debate here.
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