I know we need all the help we can get in finding a new Chairman of the North Carolina Republican Party. I am here by officially offering my help and support.
I am the drummer and official booking agent for "Bearded Betty and the Back Porch Boys". Songs from the heart. We are offering our services. Betty's looking better these days, her beard has grown back, it caught on fire and looked a little scraggly, for a while but it is back now. We may need some help with crowd control, Betty does this sexual thing with her glass eye. We got her to quit selling advertising on her wooden leg, it now just looks like a tree stump. Mudd Boy Larkins has almost finished a new song and we will be doing it on the new tour. We had to drop the Truck Stop America Tour, Betty had a thing for this long haul trucker, and well that's for a later up-date. We had a sit down and all decided to dedicate our talents to helping elect the best candidate possible for the North Carolina Republican Chairman. Remember we can be bribed.
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